Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
oh my god
Z-Zim?
lol! this is glorious! ALso, Mer, how is this Zim? I wish to know your genius reasoning/
The Disney princesses hang out in Ariel’s grotto.
Merida Smiles by PirateLyssa on Flickr.
gurl imma have to call you back
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I got to sit in the front of the monorail yesterday!
While the girls are away, the guys have their day.
Another cute one, too cute to NOT reblog :]
“Many sink down to the Underworld
and few return to the sunlit lands.”
- The Silver Chair (1953)I actually drew this one! It didn’t turn out quite so well as I hoped, but I’m not surprised.
Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.
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Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about. - Trey Parker & Matt Stone
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